Fish Drive Edsels

by Petunia-Liebling MacPumpkin

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Howski Intro to the Aside. Give yourself up and relax. These are not the droids you are looking for... or are they? Favorite track: Carnival (Introduction's Aside).
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released April 22, 2012

all sounds/lyrics by Petunia-Liebling MacPumpkin 1992-1994
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Track Name: Carnival (Introduction's Aside)
Everyone loved the carnival.
Everyone loved its sights and sounds.
Everyone loved the carnival, and went to the carnival grounds.

The carnival’s here, and nobody cares.
No one is interested in what it shares.
Sawdust is blowing away.
The carnival’s not here to stay.

The carnival’s gone and what folks don’t know,
Is that they’re still having their show—far, far away,
Traveling through night and traveling through day.
This is Ms. Petunia-Liebling MacPumpkin.
I’m speaking to you in all honesty and naivete.
I’m a ghost and a concept from the past.
I escaped into the present to tell you my stories.
I do hope you enjoy them.
When they are all gone, I will be as well.
Telling them far, far away,
Traveling through night and traveling through day.

Everyone loved the carnival.
Everyone loved its sights and sounds.
Everyone loved the carnival, and went to the carnival grounds.
Track Name: Lonely Lady
The lady clutched in her hand a blue glass crystal ball.
The outside world she’d never see, inside her mind shed crawl.

She never saw another soul except the deformed hand.
He‘d gaze into her innocent eyes and tell her of the land.

Then one day a visitor came, a raven bird on wing.
Whose songs of sheer insanity, to her he’d always sing.

“Little raven bird, little raven bird?
Why don’t you please come and sing me a song?
I have no on to talk to besides the deformed hand,
Who just tells me of the land.
I need some company, oh please!
Why don’t you stay with me?!
Why don’t you stay with me?!
Why don’t you stay with me?!
Why don’t you stay with me?!”
Track Name: Aquatic Plumbing
A pig upon a platter.
A catcher in the rye.
A truth telling deceiver that says he doesn't lie.
A circle in the window.
A green glow in the sky.
A helper in the cabin who doesn't even try.

The threads inside the sweater were growing even wetter.
Compared to glass reflections they segmented the sections to the everlasting why!

At night when I go to sleep I just can't close my eyes,
For I think the Bedazzler is climbing up the sides.
The Bedazzler can appear in any shape or form.
He usually comes at night when there's a storm.

The covers are over my head and I know that if I lift them up he''ll be standing there.
I dont know what to do, I guess I'll close my eyes.
I really hope the Bedazzler dies!
Track Name: Green Glow
Follow the green glow far away.
Follow the green glow, watch it play.
Follow the green glow, and hear it say:

The candles are glowing, glowing green
Fire on the Alpine hills give off a yellow gleam.

What would you do if I let you here?
Don’t cry, don’t weep, all you need is fear.
Fear is strong and oh so dear.
Track Name: Frozen Fish
Hey, could I get a fish? Yes, yes, the frozen fish. Thank you. Thanks.

As you lie in a tank, I look at your paralyzed eyes.
I often wonder how frozen you look and how your death must have been a surprise.

You’re a dead frozen fish; you’re a dead frozen fish.
You’re a dead frozen fish; you’re a dead frozen fish.
Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi...
You’re a dead, dead, dead, dead frozen fish.

I buy you with some money that my grandmother gave to me.
I send you away in a friendly way, in the May, in the May, yes in the May.

You’re a dead frozen fish; you’re a dead frozen fish.
You’re a dead frozen fish; you’re a dead frozen fish.
Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi...
You’re a dead, dead, dead, dead frozen fish.

I wrap you up in some Styrofoam that I saved from a vegetable pack.
You’re a dead frozen fish, and I do hope and wish that you'd take me far away. So far away.
Track Name: House Plants
Help, help, help! Im drowning I am. Drowning in a pile of quicksand.

Gushing liquid nation, they lived underneath the sea.
They lived underwater where the jellyfish do flee.
Fling the ketchup on the ceiling where they always watch.
Dont you ever let the house plants get between us.

Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon, never too soon.
Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon.
No, no, never too soon.
No, no, never too soon.

Living in my attic was a frozen octopus.
Eating all the house plants,
While the door mouse ate not much.
Woodwork in the attic was transparent, but not too clear.
And all of the house plants would never stand in fear.

Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon, never too soon.
Wake up all the house plants.
Wake them in the noon.
Wake up all the house plants.
But never too soon, never too soon.
No, never too soon.

Undermation of the hourglass is not a merry tune.
Wake up all the house plants but never too soon.

Undermation of the hourglass is not a merry tune.
Wake up all the house plants but never too soon.
No, never too soon.
Track Name: Autumn Leaves
Autumn leaves were blowing softly as the sky was falling down.
The autumn leaves were blowing softly as the sky was falling down.
The autumn leaves were blowing softly as the sky was falling down.

The autumn is my friend.
It's time for autumn to begin,
And blow away all summer's sin.
Like wiping rust away from tin.

Never understood the coming, going of the spring.
I never understood the reason why it trouble bring.
The redwing birds would fly around and always eat the worms.
The worms would sing a little song that kept all dead things warm.

The sweat dripped down off the redwood.
I said I would wipe away its tears if only I could.
It brought back memories of blowing curtains in the night.
Which was dark, the sun was bright.
Never again to see the light.

Half a loaf of bread is better than none,
Thinking on what you have done.
Sycamore's fragments catch wilted flowers.
Wilted away from the sun.

Which surely states that spring has begun.
The stars have seen it all.

Cause the night has never seen the light.
Cream pies are thrown on the peasants who sit on the ivory throne.
They have promoted the facelessness,
The facelessness that's grown.
Circular motions wash away the rain.
The old man had surely gone insane.

Silky cream with paper cuts.
Run through the door before it shuts,
Or you'll be thrown in burning huts.
Cause the night has never seen the light,
The stars have seen it all.
Why the ground is there, do not despair,
It's there to break your fall.
Just because you don't believe in what you've saw,
Or what you've seen.
It truly doesn't mean the earth will stop revolving,
And turn all brown grass green.
The night winds blows through your soul and animate your body.
A thousand souls weep through the wind and cry for the leaves to flow.
It blows the fallen leaves around, as it blows a human soul abound.
Then there are those the wind leaves indifferent.
They don't feel its life, nor its piercing knife.
These such are numb to their surroundings.
They know not what they could, and I doubt ever would
Share souls with the night autumn wind.

Autumn leaves were blowing softly as the sky was falling down.
Autumn leaves were blowing softly as the sky went down.
Track Name: Bagboy Cowboy
I saw him, (I saw him), I saw him (I saw him, at the grocery store)
Implore him (implore him), implore him (implore him, I see him now no more)

A pony tail in back, he‘d pack my grocery sack.
His left eye blue, his right eye green, I saw him eat a lima bean.
He knows about the fish, that did not have a dish,
That I sent very far away. Well, he was in the store that day.

I saw him, (I saw him), I saw him (I saw him, at the grocery store)
Implore him (implore him), implore him (implore him, I see him now no more)

“I used to be a cowboy!
I had cattle and I used to live out on the range, out west I did,
When I was a cowboy. I was a cowboy!”

But now he’s left the store
And he is there no more!

“I used to be a cowboy!“
Track Name: Picked Fences
Cream colored apples growin on the vine,
Said the lizard to the magpie that did dine,
On the cream colored tree, that was next to me.
I could see the sun comin up on out of the ground.
And I was lookin at the sun which was skyward bound.

Picked fences held the damns in.
Picked fences locked us out.
Picked fences kept them away.
Picked fences made us shout.
Picked fences never stopped us.
Picked fences held us back.
Picked fences would make peace,
But then they would attack.

I see a squirrel on a sycamore tree, and I think that he is awaitin for me.

Walkin‘ down a mirror road, I came upon a flea.
He told me of his troubles, and how he killed a tree.
Next to me, I could see the moon comin’ up on out of the ground.
And I was looking at the moon, which was skyward bound.

Picked fences held the damns in.
Picked fences locked us out.
Picked fences kept them away.
Picked fences made us shout.
Picked fences never stopped us.
Picked fences held us back.
Picked fences would make peace,
But then they would attack.
Track Name: Rose (Flower's Garden)
Do you remember how it used to be?
It was you and me and the other three.
We'd takes the dollys, take the dollys and set them up in rows.
We'd plant the seeds and watch how they would grow!

We used to pick the flowers up and spin all around.
Our dresses went up like buttercups in the snow.
The bumble bees and butterflys would sing us little songs.
But when they stopped singing them, the flowers started to die.
And all the bees and butterflys would cry.
And all that time you never knew and always wondered why.

The flowers once had a garden.
Charisma brought the visitors.
The flowers planted the visitors in the ground.
Track Name: Veggie Medley
You need to eat your vegetables—eat them now, eat them now!
I want you to clean your plate—eat them all, eat them all!
The dog doesn’t need your vegetables—slipping food to the dog, slipping food to the dog!
I know that when you put it in your mouth, you place it in a tissue.
And if you think I know you try and change the issue!
Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!
Eat them now! Eat them now!
Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!
Eat them now! Eat them now!
You are growing and you need your veggies—eat them now, eat them now!
If you think that I’ll just forget—you are so wrong, you are so wrong!
You’re gonna’ have to eat them sooner or later—now or then, now or then!
If you don’t eat them hot, you’re going to eat them cold.
If you don’t eat them new, you’re going to eat them old!
Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!
Eat them now! Eat them now!
Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!
Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Thank you.
I’m sorry that I left you in the science lab.
Did they do experiments on you?
They turned you into a vegetable.
Your roots are growing, your chlorophyll is showing.
I’m so sorry that I left you on the garden gate,
Where you now sit and vegetate.
You are now not human, now not normal,
You’re a veggie on my plate.
Now I’m eating your left side, for your right side, I already ate!
I put you in the blender, I put you in the grate, I even put you in a jug of V8!
You did not come from outer space, but I dip you in my cheese.
You make my guests smile, and say “may I have some more please?”
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!
There once was a human, who had a vegetable garden,
And when he sprayed with toxic waste, all the vegetables would harden.

Pick all the vegetables up, stir them in a cup.
Make some vegetable stew, that will really make him drool.

A broccoli and a squash were the human’s friends.
He studied the vegetable language and learned all the vegetable trends.
“Oh cauliflower, brussel sprouts—I eat them while I’m in or out!
Oh cabbage, lettuce and carrots—I feed them to my parrots!
Oh broccoli, celery, turnips—I medicate them to burn-ups!
Asparagus, eggplants, and peas—They’re good for making teas!
Lima beans, string beans, and baked beans—You’ve got to get what I means!
Please don’t give me the meats, I’d rather be eating me beets! (please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies)
Oh help me, help me, help me—I think I’m a vegetable junkie!” (please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies)
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!


A lima bean was on my plate, and a rotten date.
I like lima beans, vegetables can talk inside of high-pitched voices.
They make their own choices.
They have veins and skin, and but not blood within.
Just paste—the kind you eat in kindergarten.
Just paste—but green, not white, like kindergarten.
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!

Just paste—the kind you eat in kindergarten.
Just paste—but green, not white, like kindergarten.
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!

I push aside the date, and attempt to communicate with the lima bean.
Vegetables can talk, but I just realized something,
This vegetable is dead, now nothing can be said.
I’ll just have to eat my food, and strip the vegetable nude.

And eat paste—the kind you eat in kindergarten.
Paste—but green, not white, like kindergarten.
Green not white like kindergarten!
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
Eat them now, eat them now!
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
Eat them now, eat them now!
Please eat your veggies, please eat your veggies!
Eat them now, eat them now!
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!
So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!
Track Name: Fish Drive Edsels
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes,
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes,
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes fish.

Driving an Edsel, a fish I did see.
Running from a saucer a fish did flee.
A blue-green Edsel a fish was driving,
And from a saucer a fish was thriving.

Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes
Fish drive Edsels, yes fish drive Edsels, yes fish.


Run, run, run from the saucer man.
Flee, flee, flee from the saucer man.
Hide, hide, hide from the saucer man.
Flee!

Run, run, run from the saucer man.
Flee, flee, flee from the saucer man.
Hide, hide, hide from the saucer man.
Flee!